Quote from Joey in The One with a Chick and a Duck
Joey: I gotta change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks. Chandler: Excuse me? Joey: What? Chandler: I stayed home while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick. Joey: Hey, who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00 trying to get her back to sleep? Chandler: You don't think I get up when you get up? Joey: Oh, here it comes. Chandler: Yes! Here it comes. I'm stuck here all day. And then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well, I don't think so, mister. Joey: Hey, I need to relax, okay? I was working all day. Chandler: And you don't think taking care of our chick is work? Joey: That's not what I said. I just meant- Chandler: I know what you meant. Did you notice that ever since we got this chick we've been fighting a lot more than we used to? Joey: I don't know, maybe we weren't ready to have a chick. Chandler: I'll take her back tomorrow. Joey: You think we'll get our $3 back?