Quote from Chandler in The One with the Monkey
Chandler: You know, I just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. [kissing sound] Phoebe: Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. Rachel: I can't kiss anyone. Monica: So, I'm kissing everyone? Joey: No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross, that's your brother. Ross: Oh, perfect, so now everybody's getting kissed but me. Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! All right! Joey: All right! There! [Joey kisses Chandler as Ross takes a picture]