Quote from Rachel in The One with Frank, Jr.
Ross: Okay, I've got free of my five. Rachel: Three of your five what? Ross: Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with. Rachel: Oh, my God, you're giving this a lot of thought. Ross: Hey, it's hard, okay? I only have two spots left. Chandler: All right. Who you got it narrowed down to? Ross: Elizabeth Hurley. Chandler: Very attractive. Forgiving. Ross: Susan Sarandon. Chandler: You know what? She's too political. She'd probably wouldn't let you do it until you donated four cans of food first. Ross: And Isabella Rossellini. Chandler: Very hot. Very sexy. But she's too international. She's never gonna be around. Rachel: So? Chandler: So you gotta play the odds. Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country all the time. Rachel: Yeah. Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini. Geography.