Chandler: Okay, I'll slip him some money.
Monica: But you've got to be smooth about it.
Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. Listen, we're in a little bit of a hurry. If you could get us a table a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it.
Maitre D': Of course, sir.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: How'd it go?
Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand.