Quote from Chandler in The One with the Blackout
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. [inner monologue] Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Could've said, "Gum would be nice." Could've said, "I'll have a stick." But, no, no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself!