Jill Goodacre: Would you like some gum?
Chandler: Oh, is it sugarless?
Jill Goodacre: Sorry, it's not.
Chandler: Oh, then no, thanks. [inner monologue] What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!