Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, but I figured I'd give it a shot. I mean, maybe one of those stories may will me cry, then you won't think I'm all dead inside.
Monica: Oh, that's so sweet. Chandler, I don't care if you can't cry. I love you.
Chandler: Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.