Monica: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
Ross: Why? Why can't you stand me being here? We're just having fun.
Monica: Fun? You think this is fun?
Ross: I thought we were fooling around, like when we were kids.
Monica: I hated you when we were kids.
Ross: You hated me when we were kids?
Monica: Yes, I hated you. I loved you in a you're-my-brother-so-l-have-to way but basically, I hated your guts.
Ross: Why did you hate me?
Monica: Because you were mean to me and you teased me and you always got your way.
Ross: And that wasn't fun for you?
Monica: Nuh-huh.
Ross: I can't believe you hated me.
Monica: But now I love you. And not just because I have to.
Ross: Really?
Monica: You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
Ross: I can do that.
Monica: Then I won't have to kill you.