Quote from Phoebe in The One with Joey's Bag
Phoebe: So question one: You were married to Frances' daughter, Lilly. Correct? Frank Buffay: Yes, I was. Phoebe: Question two. Did that marriage end: A. Happily? B. Medium? Or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children? Frank Buffay: It really says that? Phoebe: Yeah, see?