Chandler: Okay. You give the worst massages in the world.
Monica: I'm crying here.
Chandler: Look, hear me out. You give the best bad-massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad-massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best at that?" They'd have to go to you.
Monica: Huh. So you're saying that, like, um, if there was an award for the best bad-massage.
Well, who would get that?
Chandler: Oh, it would be you. You, Monica! And you'd get all the votes.
Monica: So maybe they could call the award, "The Monica"?
Chandler: Absolutely.
Monica: Okay. I suck!