Phoebe: Oh, my God. Where did you get this?
Ross: Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.
Phoebe: This is my father. This is a picture of my dad.
Chandler: Uh, Pheebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
Phoebe: No it isn't. No, it's my dad. All right, I'll show you.
Rachel: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.
Phoebe: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Rachel: How have you never been on Oprah?
Phoebe: Okay, look, see? This is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy!
Monica: Honey, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.
Phoebe: It's not a blue screen. It's just. Maybe it was just really clear that day. Okay, I have to talk to my grandmother.