Quote from Chandler in The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor. Rachel: Wow, would I have seen you in anything? Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work. Monica: Wait, unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio? Chandler: Look, Geppetto. I'm a real live boy. Joey: I will not take this abuse. Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. [singing] Once I was a wooden boy, A little wooden boy-