Quote from Mike in The One with Princess Consuela
Rita: Oh, hey, how are you? Phoebe: Oh, hi, Rita. Rita is a massage client. Rita: Yeah. Mike: Oh, why don't you introduce me? Phoebe: Rita, this my husband. Mike: Why don't you tell her my name? Phoebe: Okay, I will. This is- This is my husband, Crap Bag. Rita: Crap Bag. Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap. Rita: Okay. Excuse me.