Quote from Ross in The One with Princess Consuela
Ross: What-? What's this? Why, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here? Phoebe: Ross? Ross: I guess it's here because I got tenure. Monica and Chandler: Congratulations. Ross: This a single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, 6 glasses. Gunther: Six? You want me to join you? Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. Wow, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.