Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Joey: Hello, Michael. Mike: Joseph. Joey: May I have a word with you, please? Mike: This is ... great. Joey: Have a seat. Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family. And instead, you disrespect me. I cannot allow this. Mike: Are you rehearsing for some really bad Mafia movie? Joey: More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for Family Honor 2: This A-Time It's A-Personal.