Quote from Joey in The One with the Birth Mother
Sarah: Oh, my God. Mmm. Joey: All right, I'll just have what she's having. Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. That was our last piece. Sarah: Oh, no. This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me? Joey: Yeah, sure. No problem. Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food? Joey: Sure I do. Coulis? Sarah: No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two-way street. Joey: [laughs] Really? Sarah: Really. Now this all better be here when I come back. Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. [later:] Joey: [to the dessert] Stop staring at me! Just a tiny little taste- Uh-oh. [Sarah returns:] Joey: I'm not even sorry.