Charity Clerk: You know what, it's not your decision anymore.
Mike: What?
Charity Clerk: On behalf of the children of New York, I reject your money.
Phoebe: But we're giving you this.
Charity Clerk: And I'm giving it back to you. Come on, consider it a contribution.
Phoebe: Well, this is very generous.
Charity Clerk: No, please. Take the check. Go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.
Mike: Sounds good to me. That way we can save up, come back in a few years and make an even bigger donation.
Charity Clerk: And when you do, ask for Brian.
Phoebe: Oh, is that you?
Charity Clerk: No.