Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Grant
Joey: Are you still here? Chandler: Yes. And I have to say I am not just hurt, I'm insulted. When I tell somebody I did something- Joey: Okay, hold on, let me just stop you right there, okay? First, you lied. Right? Then you lied about lying, okay? Then you lied about lying about lying, okay? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about lying- Stop lying.