Joey: Hey, can you cast me in it?
Chandler: Oh, I don't know. I really don't think you're right for the part.
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything. I'm a chameleon. Huh? I'm old. I'm tired. Oh, I am hot. I'm cold. Come on, what can't I do?
Chandler: First of all, bravo. But I don't think you're right for this. The part's a stuffy college professor.
Joey: I can do that. Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things, or professing I like to use- What's the product?
Chandler: Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions.
Joey: ... I'm cold.