Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Chandler: I don't understand. Joey: Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you? Monica: It doesn't make any sense. Joey: Well, of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus. Chandler: On every word? Joey: Yep. Monica: All right, what was this sentence originally? Joey: Oh. "They are warm, nice people with big hearts." Chandler: And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps." Joey: Yeah. Yeah. And hey, I really mean it, dude. Monica: All right, Joey, I don't think we can use this. Joey: Why not? Monica: Well, because you signed it: "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani."