Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Cake
Joey: Hey, Pheebs? You know what? I was thinking since you wrote a song maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents. Phoebe: So you're gonna hit on her? Joey: No, no, no. My talents as an actor. You know, I could, like, maybe I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books. Phoebe: Or you could stick a fork in an apple.