Phoebe: Okay, great. All right, bye. Pain in the ass! That's off, right?
Joey: What's the matter, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Ugh. Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight and he's gonna be there. She was like, "Oh, don't worry. I asked him and he's totally okay with seeing you." So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally okay with seeing him.
Rachel: Which you're not, because you're totally hung up on him.
Phoebe: Exactly.
Rachel: And you're going to want him to eat his heart out, so you're going to have to look fabulous.
Phoebe: I didn't even think about that. Ugh, sexual politics!