Ross: Are you still gonna move in with him?
Phoebe: Well, I want to, but I just wanted you to tell me that marriage really isn't that big a deal. You know, that I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks.
Ross: Yeah, marriage stinks. I mean, if you want to see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving get them married.
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel, is it?
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look, I know it's not what you want to hear right now, but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Phoebe: Seriously, you? "Divorce-o"?
Ross: If you have to call me a name, I'd prefer "Ross, the Divorcer." It's just cooler.