Chandler: What am I supposed to do with these?
Monica: Come on, sneakers are easy. You wear sneakers all the time.
Chandler: Well, first of all, they're not called sneakers anymore. Apparently, they're called "kicks" or "skids." And I think I heard somebody say "slorps." Here, look, they've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around because apparently walking is too much exercise. "Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!"