Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?
Chandler: I'll tell you, I do enjoy guilt but it wasn't me.
Phoebe: Yes, it was. It was him. Okay, it was me.
Joey: How was it you?
Phoebe: Well, it was all so crazy, you know? Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to seven and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See? All of it.
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.