The One with All the Christmas Quotes Page 2 of 4
Enjoy quotes from the classic Christmas episodes of Friends.
Quote from Joey in The One with All the Candy
Chandler: What is going on?
Guy: We're waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy!
Joey: Yeah, lady, give us candy.
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Routine
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Phoebe: Oh, that's it? A great idea? Oh, yeah?
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean, what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents and then a bunch of little presents, and you've just gotten her one great present? I mean, that's just going to make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her, Chandler? Why? Why?
Chandler: If I help, we can find them faster.
Rachel: That's right.
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Routine
Ross: And that's the story of the dreidel. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolizing life's triumph over death. And that was, like, 4000 years ago.
Rachel: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Monkey
Phoebe: So, guys, I'm doing all-new material tonight. I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman.
Chandler: You might want to open with the snowman.
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Phoebe: [ringing bell] Hey, you guys. Guess what?
Chandler: The British are coming?
Phoebe: Oh, you and your ways.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Dad
Phoebe: Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve.
Quote from Chandler in The One with Phoebe's Dad
Ross: Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping?
Monica: You don't have your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve. What are you gonna do?
Chandler: Don't you have to be Claymation to say that?
Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Dad
Rachel: Hi. Welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats, sweaters, pants and shirts in the bedroom.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Phoebe: Do you, maybe, have a nickname that's easier to rhyme?
Monica: Didn't your dad used to call you "Pumpkin"?
Phoebe: Pumpkin, yeah? But did he ever call you, like, "Budolph"?
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Phoebe: He sprang to his sleigh, To his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew, Like the down of a thistle, But I heard him exclaim, Ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night."
Joey: Wow. That was great. You really wrote that?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
