Joey: This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Chandler: Wow, I don't know what to say. [after opening the box] Wow, I don't know what to say.
Joey: What do you say?
Chandler: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Joey: Isn't it? And it's engraved, too. Check it out.
Chandler: "To my best bud."
Joey: Thanks, best bud. Put it on.
Chandler: Now? [putting it away in a drawer] No, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
Joey: No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. When you put this on, you're good to go. Oh, man. You are so wearing that bracelet.
Chandler: I so am.
Joey: Do you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it will probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: No, you didn't "get" me! It's an electric drill! You "get" me, you kill me!

Ross: Oh, my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!

Monica: He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's this cute little place on tenth street. It's not too big. It's not too small. It's just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?

Joey: How come you have two?
Chandler: Well, this one's for you.
Joey: Get out.
Chandler: No, I can't. Listen, I know how much this means to you and I also know this is about more than just jewelry. It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds."
Joey: Is this friendship? I think so. Check it out. We're bracelet buddies!
Chandler: That's what they'll call us.

Chandler: Ding-dong, the psycho's gone!

Chandler: Excuse me. Hi.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: Yes?
Chandler: You're kind of sitting in my seat.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
Chandler: I mean, I was sitting there.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: But you got up.
Chandler: But I never left the room.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: But you left the chair area.
Chandler: All right, that's it. Give me your underwear.

Chandler: A little announcement. I have decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther.
Gunther: What's my last name?
Chandler: Central Perk?

Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer.
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.

Rachel: Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: [chuckles] I love it when we share.
Chandler: You okay?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.