Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on. Maybe that kiss was just an impulsive, one-time birthday thing.
Ross: No, a month ago, she gave her number to some guy in a bar.
Chandler: Did she go out with him?
Ross: No. When he called I threw the message away.
Chandler: Ah, the high road.

Ross: Don't you have to be at work?
Chandler: Oh, come on. Hello. Hi, my name's Chandler. This is my friend Ross right here.
Ross: Hi.
Chandler: And we were wondering, if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid. Swoop. Swoop.

Joey: Hey, you guys? What are you doing tomorrow night?
Chandler: Oh, well, let me see. I believe I'm- Yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
Joey: Well, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
Chandler: I could fall asleep at a play.

Chandler: Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet. I could just lie here all day.
Monica: Oh, I know.
Rachel: Open your drapes. Open your drapes.
Chandler: So glad we got adjoining rooms.
Monica: The sun is out.
Chandler: Hey. Remember when I had corneas?

Chandler: Well, I'm not playing with her.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm out.
Mike: I'll play you.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know what you're doing.
Chandler: She gets crazy. This scar? That's from Pictionary.

Ross: Why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see.
Rachel: Well, I don't really want her to see.
Ross: Why not?
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton, but it looked like meat?

Monica: Thank you for letting us see the house again.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means. I've already forgotten what you said.

Rachel: Oh, honey-
Chandler: Let me just say something because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke. I just want to say that I- I love you. And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Rachel: Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you.
Chandler: Ooh, not so tight [fart noise]- I'm sorry, just give me one more chance.
Rachel: Okay.
Chandler: [imitates farting] I'm sorry. Just go. Just go. I can't.

Erica: Oh man, this hurts!
Chandler: Is it really that bad?
Erica: Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse.

Joey: Here goes.
Chandler: What's the matter?
Joey: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
Chandler: I understand.
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel- All of you guys, What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time, good game, good game, good game. Good game.