Friends Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- 101 The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
- 102 The One with the Sonogram at the End
- 103 The One with the Thumb
- 104 The One with George Stephanopoulos
- 105 The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
- 106 The One with the Butt
- 107 The One with the Blackout
- 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice
- 109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away
- 110 The One with the Monkey
- 111 The One with Mrs. Bing
- 112 The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
- 113 The One with the Boobies
- 114 The One with the Candy Hearts
- 115 The One with the Stoned Guy
- 116 The One with Two Parts: Part 1
- 117 The One with Two Parts: Part 2
- 118 The One with All the Poker
- 119 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
- 120 The One with the Evil Orthodontist
- 121 The One with the Fake Monica
- 122 The One with the Ick Factor
- 123 The One with the Birth
- 124 The One Where Rachel Finds Out
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
Friends
A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.
Starring:
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Recurring Actors:
James Michael Tyler, Maggie Wheeler, Elliot Gould, Christina Pickles, Paul Rudd, June Gable, Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman, Christina Applegate, Reese Witherspoon, Hank Azaria, Jane Sibbett, Jessica Hecht.
Original Run: 1994-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Ross in The One That Could Have Been (Part 2)
Ross: Look, I don't know what's going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog-walker. Look, can I just say, not all men are like that.
Rachel: Ugh.
Ross: Hey, there are men who'll do whatever it takes to make their marriage work. There are some men who will stand by and watch as their wives engage in what can only be described as a "twosome" with some woman she barely knows from the gym.
Rachel: Who are these men?
Ross: Just men. A guy I know.
Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is gay.
Ross: She is not... She's gay. Oh, my God. She is so gay!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Amy in The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Amy: Listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything because you know, you'd be dead. But I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.
Ross: Emma.
Amy: Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe: Phoebe!
Amy: Why does she keep making that noise?
Quote Collections
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“The One with All the Christmas Quotes”
Enjoy quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Friends.
32 quotes
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Joey Tribbiani's best quotes about food.
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Quotes from Ross and Rachel's relationship.
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“The One with All the Thanksgiving Quotes”
Enjoy the best quotes from the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends.
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“Ross Geller: We Were on a Break!”
As Ross was keen to remind his friends, he and Rachel were on a break when he slept with another woman.
16 quotes
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“Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?”
A collection of quotes featuring Joey's pick-up line, "Hey. How you doin'?"
12 quotes
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“Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue”
Regina Phalange, the alias of Phoebe Buffay.
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Showcasing the unique musical talent of Phoebe Buffay.
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Trending Quotes
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Joey in The One with the Truth About London
Joey: Anyway, I started on what I'm gonna say for the ceremony. You want to hear it?
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: Listen, this is just the first draft, so... "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." Eh? "It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: [to Monica] Should we call the spitter?
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 602. The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
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- 625. The One with the Proposal (Part 2)
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 604. The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 509. The One with Ross's Sandwich
Most Popular Episodes
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- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 601. The One After Vegas
- 511. The One with All the Resolutions
- 524. The One in Vegas (Part 2)
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