Frasier: Niles... Don't forget to wear your wrist brace, you know how easily you sprain.

Frasier: Here we are. Hello, all. You'll never guess who just won their squash tournament.
Daphne: If only we had a big, shiny clue.

Martin: Well, would you look at that. I didn't think I'd ever see the day one of my boys would win a trophy that didn't have a book on it. Now all that's left on my list is shake hands with Hank Aaron, kiss Sally Field on the mouth, and then I can go on and be with your mother.

Frasier: Well, truth be told, now that there's not the excitement of the tournament to fuel the fires, I don't think we really have much in common in the real world.
Niles: You have your ostentatious trophies.

Frasier: Hi, Daph.
Daphne: Hey, I didn't expect to see you here. Niles said you were going out with Chelsea.
Frasier: Oh, yes, I just thought I'd stop by for a quick pick-me-up before I pick her up.
Daphne: Does she laugh at that kind of stuff?
Frasier: You know, she does.
Daphne: Hold on to this one.

Frasier: All right, it's come to my attention that there is some tension between the two of you. Now, as it is entirely possible that we will be spending a great deal of time together, I think it's important that we establish an environment of mutual respect. To that end, as it is impossible for the two of you to communicate at all, it's time for me to roll up my sleeves and facilitate. Finding some common ground would be the first step, perhaps a love of plants, the seed...
Julia: You sure love to hear yourself talk.
Roz: And it's impossible to tune him out.
Julia: How can you stand it?
Roz: The key is to know when to say "uh-huh."
Frasier: Fine, fine, all right. If I am you common ground, so be it. Please feel free to tread upon me.
Roz: Uh-huh.
Frasier: The important thing is that you're talking. Communication...
Julia: Just go! ... Okay, he's gone. [Roz and Julia go sit at separate tables]

Frasier: [reading a note] "Please excuse my daughter Ruby from P.E. She has a 'delibitating' disease." Nice try, Ruby.

Kenny: So I figure since you're the financial guru, you could help me out. Now obviously, I don't want to get involved in some get-rich-quick scheme, but I do need to make a lot of money really fast.

Daphne: Well, from what I've seen, I'd say she likes you a lot.
Frasier: Really? She did kiss me once. But I think that was just in an overflow of emotion after one of our victories. You know, I suppose that happens all the time on sports teams.
Martin: It doesn't! Of course I can't speak for the Canadian leagues.