‘Travels with Martin’
Season 1, Episode 21 - Aired April 14, 1994
When Frasier decides to take his father on a vacation, Martin decides on a trip across the U.S.A. in a Winnebago. Niles and Daphne are drafted in to act as a buffer between them on the cross-country trip.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: You know, what Daphne is saying is what we should really be doing.
Martin: What are you talking about?
Frasier: Well, you know, why should we be so beholden to maps and schedules? We should roam. America has always been enchanted with the romance of the open highway. Jack Kerouac went "on the road." Buzz and Todd got their "kicks on Route 66!" The adventure is in the journey. We should just ramble.
Niles: Good golly, I'm inspired. I'm going to put on a baseball cap.
Quote from Frasier
Guard: And where were you born, Sir?
Frasier: Seattle, Washington. Oh, you want to know what country? Oh, well, America, of course. I'm quite an American really, I vote all the time, and always for the law and order guy. You know, I-
Guard: That's fine, sir, I don't need any more details.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You know, the funny thing, we didn't have such a bad time, did we?
Frasier: "I see you've got a badge there..." "Oh, yeah!"
Quote from Niles
[Niles is videotaping Daphne, who is asleep]
Frasier: Niles! What are you doing?!
Niles: I'm making a vacation video, something that we can look at years from now, over and over and over and over again.