‘Three Days of the Condo’
Season 4, Episode 11 - Aired January 21, 1997
When Frasier puts up an antique door knocker, he receives a citation from the condo board. After the commitee refuses his application without debate, he considers running for for condo board president.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well, after dinner last night my hip was getting kinda stiff so I went down to the hot tub. Well, you know how it is when you kick up the jets and your trunks fill up like a hot air balloon.
Daphne: No, but go on.
Martin: Well, there was nobody about so I just slipped out of them and tossed them on the deck.
Daphne: You mean you were-
Martin: Yeah, just floating free. So, I was sitting there minding my own business, you know, and letting the bubbles do their work and suddenly old lady Langer shows up. She sees my trunks and she writes me out a no-no slip right there and then.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: You mean the no-no slip was for being naked in the hot tub?
Daphne: Oh, I told Dr. Crane it was because you took Eddie in the elevator. Oh, dear, I've got to get down to that condo meeting.
Daphne: Well, I don't know what's going on down there but suddenly I have a very queasy feeling.
Martin: Just what Ms. Langer said when she tossed me my trunks.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, I'm not too late, am I? I was hoping to make a statement.
Molly: Me, too. They will be getting to new business soon, fortunately.
Frasier: Good, good. I have a matter of some importance.
Molly: Oh, well then you should go before me.
Frasier: Oh, well, thank you. Why are you here?
Molly: I'm going to ask them to make the ramp out front of the building less steep, so I don't keep rolling into traffic. How about you?
Frasier: Oh, well, er... Perhaps you should go first.