Niles: Frasier, this Langer woman sounds as if she wields considerable power. What if you run against her and lose?
Roz: I'm with Niles, let somebody else do it.
Frasier: What an appalling expression of apathy. What kind of a world do you think this would be if everyone thought the way you two do?
Roz: Everyone does think the way we do.
Frasier: And look at the kind of world it is! Corruption in high places. An electorate unconcerned with the real issues because they are too consumed with the same selfish pleasures.
Niles: Is this eclair spoken for?
Frasier: It's mine, put it back!

Niles: Surely you're not actually thinking of running? You've never held an elected office in your life.
Frasier: Are you forgetting I served two terms back in high school as Grand Panjandrum of the vocabulary club.

Martin: Oh, hi there, Mrs. Langer.
Ms. Langer: Ms!
Martin: Oh, right, Ms... [the elevator doors close] ...erable old cow.

Daphne: Well, look who was just coming home with take-out from the gourmet shop.
Sherry: Hey, boys. My, don't you look handsome in your best bib and tucker. Come and give Aunt Sherry a great big kiss.
Niles: Or perhaps just a friendly wave from across the room.

Sherry: Niles, you are so shy. Thank God your big brother isn't. Now come on, Fras, plant one on me.
Frasier: Has Eddie been licking you?
Sherry: Yes.
Frasier: Yes, yes, I thought your perfume had a hint of Snausage in it.

Niles: Oh, by the way, if you want someone to install that for you, I can put you in touch with my ex-houseman, Ghi.
Frasier: Ghi?
Niles: No, Ghi.
Frasier: Ghi?
Niles: No, no, back of the throat, Ghi.
Frasier: Oh, what's the difference?!

Frasier: Oh, Daphne, you know, apparently this morning when you were dusting, you forgot this objet does not face front but rather askew.
Daphne: I'm so sorry, Dr. Crane, I should never have tried to do it without that diagram you drew me.

Sherry: Oh, Frasier, now that I know you like antiques, I've got a little present at home for you. It's a lamp, shaped like two frogs kissing and when you turn it on, their hearts glow. When would you like me to bring it by?
Frasier: Well...
Niles: Preferably when I'm here.

Frasier: Daphne, would you bring me the hammer?
Daphne: I thought you just needed a screwdriver for your door knocker.
Frasier: Well, I do, I just want to be prepared for when that froggy lamp gets here.

Frasier: Well, there we are. That's that, huh? That's not so hard. Tomorrow, I may just have to tackle that leaky sink in the powder room.
Daphne: [laughing] ... Oh, sorry, I thought that was a joke.