‘They're Playing Our Song’
Season 7, Episode 13 - Aired January 13, 2000
When the station owner wants each show to have its own theme tune, Frasier goes to extremes to compose his magnum opus.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Oh, Frasier. Look, I'm going to tell you what your show's about: People have a problem, they're feeling low, they call you, you make them feel better.
Frasier: Oh, for God's sake, Dad.
Martin: Well, that's it. That's it. Why don't you just write about that?
Frasier: How would that sound exactly?
If you've got a problem
If you're feelin' low
Lookin' for some answers...
Oh, gosh, now I'm stuck. How will I ever find a rhyme for "low"?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [singing and playing the piano] If you've got a problem
If you're feelin' low
Lookin' for some answers...
Martin: [o.s., singing] Things you need to know
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right, everyone. Let's try this again. We still have a few minutes before the choir gets here.