‘The Wizard and Roz’
Season 8, Episode 20 - Aired May 6, 2001
Frasier is uncomfortable when Roz starts a relationship with his mentor, Dr. Tewskbury. Meanwhile, Niles doubts Daphne's psychic ability.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: I'm sorry, Dr. Morey, we've wasted your time.
Dr. Morey: It's okay. The dog told me a couple of funny jokes while we were waiting. ... I'm kidding. [Niles and Daphne laugh] They weren't that funny.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Okay, I'll be honest with you. When we first started working together, I had a little crush on you.
Frasier: Really?
Roz: Yeah, sure. I mean, you were handsome and sophisticated and you had your French suits and your Italian shoes...
Frasier: Actually, it was vice-versa, but go on, go on.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Gosh, it's really hard to picture, isn't it? Of course, I mean, it wouldn't be your problem. It would be all me, trust me, all me. I mean, you're a perfectly wonderful person.
Roz: What are you doing?
Frasier: Well, I'm just saying how great you are.
Roz: No, you're giving me the "It's not you, it's me" speech. If anyone should be giving that speech, it's me, not you.
Frasier: Well, whatever you have to tell yourself, Roz.
Roz: All right, get out!
Frasier: Sounds to me like somebody still has a soft spot for the ol' boss man.
Roz: Out!
Quote from Martin
Frasier: How was your day?
Martin: Why don't you just tell me what happened to you?
Frasier: What are you talking about?
Martin: Well, you know how my day goes: play with Eddie, watch TV, do my stretches. You only ask so I'll ask you about your day, so I'm asking.
Frasier: I am hurt. You're my father, of course I care about your day.
Martin: Oh, well, uh, I played with Eddie, watched TV, did my stretches.
Frasier: Oh, good.
Martin: So, how was-
Frasier: I just came from Dr. Tewksbury. Throughout the entire session, I just couldn't focus on anything he was saying.
Martin: Wasn't he talking about you?