‘The Three Faces of Frasier’
Season 7, Episode 21 - Aired May 4, 2000
As Frasier deals with the health complaints of middle age and a sagging radio career, he is honored with his caricature on the wall of a local restaurant.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, remember that new promising relationship on the horizon?
Roz: Yeah.
Frasier: It just got married in Vegas last night.
Quote from Roz
Roz: Well, great, then you don't have a date for Daphne's wedding?
Frasier: Oh, I'll find a date, don't worry, Roz. Lunch awaits.
Roz: Why don't we go together?
Frasier: No, Roz, I assure you my dance card will be punched.
Roz: By who?
Frasier: Well, I don't know right now. It's just that I will be Crane plus one.
Roz: Uh-uh. Well, just in case you don't get a date, what time would you pick me up?
Frasier: I'm getting a date.
Roz: Just in case.
Frasier: I'm getting a date!
Roz: Well, what time are you picking her up?
Frasier: Three o'clock.
Roz: Well, would you make it three-thirty?
Frasier: I'm getting a date!
Quote from Roz
Stefano: Hey, Dr. Crane. Buon giorno, buon giorno, buon giorno.
Frasier: Good to see you, Stefano, how are you? Allow me to introduce you to Daphne Moon, my father Martin you remember? And this is...
Stefano: Hey, we all know, Roz.
Quote from Roz
Stefano: All right, for today we've got some special dishes. For you, Dr. Crane, porcini fresh from Napoli.
Roz: And for me?
Stefano: Giorgio fresh from Sicily.
Roz: Can I get him to go?
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Listen, if Niles isn't coming, maybe you can tell us what the big surprise is.
Frasier: Oh, all right, I'll spill. For over sixty years, Stefano's has immortalized Seattle's famous faces on its walls, as you can see. With one notable exception. ... It's me! Stefano's unveiling the portrait today.
Daphne: Oh, how wonderful.
Roz: Hey, that's what I'll do for Alice's party. I'll get a cartoonist to draw the kids.
Frasier: That's an excellent idea, Roz, but let's not forget why we're here. Does anybody have a toast?
Quote from Daphne
Niles: Oh, by the way, Daphne, the doorman gave me this, it's for you.
Daphne: No, it's for Donny.
Niles: No, it's for Mrs. Donny Douglas.
Daphne: Funny. That's the first time I've seen my name like that.
Martin: Well, get used to it, that's you in a couple of weeks.
Quote from Frasier
Stefano: Come on, sit down. We have a nice table.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Stefano: Right under your picture. Okay, tonight, no menus, I'm going to take care of everything. Except the bill, of course. [laughs, then leaves]