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The Return of Martin Crane

‘The Return of Martin Crane’

Season 9, Episode 4 -  Aired October 9, 2001

Martin gets ready to start a new job as a security guard, bringing back memories of the day he was shot.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You know, Roz, we were just talking about you. Say, listen, are you busy this evening?
Roz: No.
Frasier: Oh, that's terrific news. Well then, you won't mind coming by and walking Eddie about ten o'clock?
Roz: Forget it, Frasier. I am not your assistant, I am a producer. A producer does not give up her evenings to walk a dog.
Frasier: Would a senior producer walk a dog?

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Quote from Daphne

Daphne: How in the world did you get these?
Niles: Oh well, I know a guy who knows a guy who has a friend that was able to pull a few strings. How did you get these?
Daphne: I called the box office.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: There's got to be someone on God's green earth that can walk this dog.
[Doorbell sounds. Frasier opens the door]
Frasier, Niles & Daphne: Roz!

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: [o.s.] Are you people insane? How can paper beat a rock.

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: [o.s.] Let's just all leave now and then Roz will have to walk him.
Roz: Hey!

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: All right, we're running out of time. I'll tell you what, I will offer a hundred dollars to anyone who is willing to walk this dog.
Niles: I'll kick in a hundred.
Frasier: That's two hundred dollars! [towards Roz] That's an awful lot of money, isn't it, Niles?
Niles: [towards Daphne] It sure is, Frasier!
Frasier: All just to walk a little dog.
Niles: Yes, mmm-hmm.
Daphne: [hits Niles] I can't believe you'd try to buy me off.
Roz: You, too. [hits Frasier]
Frasier: Ow!

Quote from Frasier

Martin: So who's walking Eddie?
Frasier: I am. I figured if I just take him out right now, I still have time to make it to the concert, and he'll be okay until I come back around midnight.
Martin: I told you, he's got to be walked around ten o'clock. That's his routine.
Frasier: Well, can't his routine just bend a little?
Martin: Fine, then I hope your Berber carpet is waterproof.
Niles: What's wrong?
Frasier: Apparently his nibs will explode if he doesn't go out around ten.

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