Frasier: Bulldog, haven't you already seen? I've told half a dozen reporters that I'm not going to name names.
Roz: Yeah, don't you see this right here? "'I Won't Fink,' Says Kinky Shrink."

Kate: I'm sorry if I'm coming at a bad time.
Martin: Oh no, no, I, I- We were just taking Eddie for a walk.
Daphne: Yeah. Eddie!
Niles: I have to be running along, too.
Daphne: [to Eddie] Oh, what's that on your chin? Have you been in the garbage again? [turns to leave] You Bad Boy!
[Everyone freezes. Kate looks mortified.]

Niles: I listened to your program as I was driving home last night. Here's a bill to replace the front wheel of my Mercedes, and the second to replace the back bumper of some wretched little domestic car.

Kate: Look, there's no way we can rewrite the past. It happened, we did it, it's on tape. But we can do this: we can prevent it from ever happening again.
Frasier: Agreed. Obviously, there's some kind of incredible attraction between us. The trick will be simply to
avoid the opportunity. We're strong, we're intelligent ... and we're alone in this apartment.
Kate: I'll get my bag!