Frasier: What on earth do you think you're doing?
Simon: Oh, sorry, I-I didn't know you was here. Uh, Frasier, this is Loretta. Loretta... well, you know who you are.
Loretta: I love your curtains!
Frasier: I'm sorry, miss, but we are not entertaining guests this evening. You'll have to leave.
Loretta: Wait, you told me this was your place. You're probably not even the Duke of England.
Simon: Oh, yeah? Then why do I talk this way? [Frasier closes the door on Loretta] Well, you're just a big contraceptive, aren't you?