‘Sharing Kirby’
Season 9, Episode 9 - Aired November 20, 2001
Frasier is reluctant to hire Kirby when an internship opens up at the station, but he spots an opportunity for revenge after Niles keeps a case of rare wine to himself.
Quote from Niles
Niles: I was going to leave this till later, but Kirby, I saw these and I thought of you.
Kirby: No way. 13s, how'd you know my size?
Niles: Oh, I measured the footprint you left in donut powder on my floor, you rascal.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right, Kirby, I'm afraid your little game is up, and I want to tell you something else...
Niles: A hundred dollars.
Frasier: Two hundred dollars!
Niles: Three hundred dollars!
Frasier: Five hundred dollars!
Niles: Kirby, have you ever been to Vegas?
Frasier: He can't go to Vegas. He'll be too busy interning at the radio station.
Kirby: No way. I got the job? Thank you, Dr. Crane.