‘Secret Admirer’
Season 6, Episode 6 - Aired November 5, 1998
Just as he starts a promising relationship with a former co-worker, Frasier is convinced he has a secret admirer.
Quote from Frasier
Nancy: What is going- This again? This date is over.
Madeline: Wait a minute. You slipped a note under my door and you were on a date with her?
Frasier: Well, you heard her. Technically, this date is over.
Nancy: Don't ever call me again.
Madeline: Or me. You freak!
Frasier: Nancy, Madeline, please give me a second chance. Either one of you.
Quote from Martin
Martin: So then Daphne takes a left on Madison. Bumper to bumper, all the way to Pike. Then a right on Pike.And what do you know? Kingdome traffic. So I say-
Niles: Dear God, this is taking forever.
Martin: Exactly.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: I have just had one of the worst experiences of my life.
Martin: You took Madison, didn't you? You're as bad as Daphne. Now what you should have done...
Niles: Oh, let it go!
Quote from Frasier
Niles: How was your date?
Frasier: Well, Nancy discovered that I had been pursuing other women.
Niles: How did she find that out?
Frasier: It wasn't hard. You see, I pursued one during the date.
Quote from Niles
Niles: "Roses are red, your heart is fickle. When I'm through with you, all you'll have left is this nickel."
Martin: Oh, no.
Niles: Oh, God, she's going to ruin me.
Frasier: No, no, Niles, maybe she's bluffing. You know, once she's signed the financial settlement...
Niles: [picking up the shredded paper in the box] She's not bluffing. This is the financial settlement.
Quote from Martin
Martin: All right, now. Enough of these long faces. Who wants ice cream?