Bulldog: What are we gonna do, Doc? He's leaving us.
Roz: Bulldog and Leo were tight.
Frasier: Well, Bulldog certainly is.
Bulldog: I love that guy, man. He'd give me all his leftovers.
Roz: I warned Leo, you keep feeding him, he'll keep coming back.

Frasier: You know, we don't want to be late for that silent auction.
Roz: You know, I can't believe you've donated another "Day Behind the Scenes of the Frasier Crane Show" this year.
Frasier: Well, why not, Roz? It's for a good cause. The Kelly Ann Grunther foundation does excellent work.
Roz: Well, you weren't trapped in my booth with that mouth breather for three hours last year.
Frasier: Well, he wasn't that bad. Some kind of engineer, wasn't he?
Roz: Well, he wasn't a dental hygienist, that's for sure.

Frasier: Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm being stood up on a blind date. I'm pathetic.
Roz: You are so insecure. God. Where does that come from? Jessica will be here.
Frasier: Jessica? I thought you said her name was Jennifer.
Roz: Jennifer? Jennifer goes out with a weatherman. She's way out of your league.

Roz: And we're back, with our new topic: Cats or Dogs, which is better?

Roz: I’m really surprised, Frasier. I didn’t think you’d go for something kitschy like that.
Frasier: At Christmastime, I say let a thousand antlers bloom.
Roz: Oh, well, what a relief. [Roz takes off her jacket to reveal an elf costume]
Frasier: Ho, ho, ho. Roz.
Roz: I’m working Santa’s Toy Drive at the mall. I’m an elf.

Roz: When I was seven, my mom and dad took me to the mall to see Santa, and they were going through their divorce at the time, so they were barely talking. Anyway, when I sat down on Santa’s lap, I started to cry. And he was just so nice. He made me feel safe and protected. I don’t know, it just made me feel special. So, if I could do that for just one little kid, you know, I’d like to do that.
Frasier: I’m sorry I laughed at you, Roz. You should be very proud of yourself.
Roz: Thank you. And I better go before I’m late.
Frasier: Oh, right. You know what? I’m going, too. I’ll walk with you.
Roz: Okay. [As Roz starts to walk away, her shoes jingle]
Frasier: Actually, Roz, why don’t you just go ahead. I’m going to get myself a scone.

Martin: Where's Ronee?
Roz: Oh, don't worry. "Sheila" showed Ronee the door.
Martin: What? What the hell did you do that for?
Roz: Hey, I have no control over what Sheila does.

Daphne: Yeah, happy birthday.
Roz: Whatever. Used to be I'd go out and get a little wild on my birthday. Now I go out and get a little dinner.
Frasier: There's nothing wrong with dinner.
Roz: I know, but it used to come with sex.
Daphne: Oh, come on, Roz, sounds like you need a drink.
Roz: Oh, that used to come with sex, too.

Roz: Sorry I'm late, but I had a date.
Frasier: Yes, I thought that was last night.
Roz: It was a good date. How's your new girlfriend?
Frasier: I allowed her to climb to the first base camp on Mount Crane and I believe she's feeling the effects of the altitude.
Roz: Is one of them nausea? Cause I'm getting that right now.
Frasier: Oh, shut up!