‘Room Full of Heroes’
Season 9, Episode 6 - Aired October 30, 2001
Frasier hosts a Halloween party where people come dressed as their heroes.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Tell us about your hero's greatest disappointment.
Niles: Oh. Um. Well, that I never got to take my kids to see Joe DiMaggio play.
Martin: Oh, that's not your fault, Marty, I retired when they were infants.
Niles: Guess it's not that important. My kids wouldn't know a baseball if it hit them in the face. In fact, that pretty much describes their one day in Little League. [laughing] No offense, Joe, my kids did not care about baseball. Hell, they didn't care about anything that was important to me.
Martin: Hey, now that's not fair.
Niles: No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying that you and me, we're regular guys. You know, we know how to hang out with regular guys and shoot the breeze and, and, and knock a few back. But, uh, not my kids. No, they're too good for that stuff. They got all their fancy degrees, but they never learned how to be regular guys. So I guess if I had to pick my two biggest disappointments...
Martin: You stop right there! You will not put these words in my mouth. I was always proud of you boys, and I will not be portrayed as some drunken, judgmental jackass!
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, Daphne, you didn't bring me a brewster.
Martin: I think you've had enough.
Niles: Oh, you can never have enough beer, Jodi.
Martin: That's Joe D.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Wow, look at you! You look just... like him.
Frasier: Oh, Daphne, come on. Huh? The theme this evening is to come dressed as your hero.
Daphne: Fidel Castro.
Frasier: Sigmund Freud!
Quote from Roz
Frasier: That's strange. The children in our building haven't even started trick-or-treating.
Roz: Are you kidding? I just rode up the elevator with five Britney Spears and a sweaty Harry Potter.
Quote from Roz
Roz: I'm going to go put her down in your room. Can I change there?
Frasier: Well, as you know, Roz [in a thick Austrian accent], change can only occur after years of hard work und analysis.
Roz: It's going to be a hell of a party.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: What the heck are you supposed to be?
Daphne: Reginald Dwight. You might know me as Sir Elton John.
Frasier: Daphne, I must say, I hardly think of Elton John as an heroic figure.
Daphne: Yes, he is. He's been a great musician for over thirty years. There's also his charity work and his knighthood.
Frasier: Well, I must say I never thought about it that way, which is exactly the point of this evening. Thank you for putting so much thought into your costume rather than just throwing on something frivolous.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [answering the phone] Hello? Kenny. Gosh, don't you think you should have left by now? Well, actually, you know, there have been a few cancellations, so that will allow us to delve even deeper into our psyches... Really, what kind of sick? Oh, gosh, that sounds horrible. Yes, all right, well, um, take care [hangs up]. You know, we might be wise to take some echinacea.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Niles, I thought you were going to come as Carl Jung.
Niles: Well, I changed my mind.
Frasier: But the idea of this evening is to come as a classic hero, someone who truly inspires you. No offense, Dad. You know, someone of truly unquestioned greatness. Again, no offense, Dad.
Martin: Blow it out your whistle. No offense.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, my goodness.
Roz: Oh, isn't that the cutest thing?
Niles: What the heck are you supposed to be?
Martin: That's exactly what I said!
Martin & Niles: Ha!
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Well, I guess we have a full complement. We may as well get on to the main event. Wonder Woman, Elton John, Martin Crane, Joe DiMaggio, I think you all know each other. Why don't you have a seat and we will proceed to a night of frivolity and enlightenment.
Niles: Oh, Joe, I insist you take my chair.
Martin: Thanks, Marty!