Regan: Are you looking at your brother again?
Frasier: Yes, I'm sorry. It's just that he keeps staring over here. For God's sakes, he hasn't paid any attention whatsoever. Can you imagine how that woman must feel?
Regan: Yeah, women hate that.

Niles: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Frasier: Your tango wasn't so impressive, either.

Niles: Yes, there's nothing quite so poignant as someone with a broken heart, pretending that it isn't.

Regan: I'm so sorry, Dr. Crane. I just was a little startled seeing you outside your office.
Niles: Uh, please, don't even think about it, have a seat. Well, so, I gather this is your new building.
Regan: Yes. Right next door to your brother who I just met. Is that so strange?
Niles: Yes, well, remember, I have a policy of total confidentiality. He never needs to know that you've started seeing me.