‘Retirement is Murder’
Season 2, Episode 13 - Aired January 10, 1995
Frasier and Niles try to distract Martin when he begins to obsess about an unsolved murder case again.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: I enjoy looking at your father's old case. Just because you have no plans tonight, don't spoil our harmless fun. You know, there's nothing we Brits like better than a grisly murder and a nice hot cup of tea.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Here we are: one beer, and two glasses of wine. I'm sure it's good, Niles, they opened a fresh box when they poured it.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Did you notice where the facilities are when you were up?
Frasier: Yes, Niles, it's just as you feared: communal urinals in the men's room.
Niles: Oh, fine. What am I supposed to do about my shy kidneys?
Quote from Frasier
Frank: Help me out here, Frasier. What did you think the monkey's motive was?Jealousy? Or maybe he just did it for the insurance money.
Leo: Hey, hey, hey. Do you think we should put a tail on that monkey?
Al: If that monkey did it, he'll swing for this.
Frasier: Yes, yes, that's all very funny.
Martin: Oh, come on, Frasier you can take a joke, can't you?
Frasier: Well, I suppose I can, yes. Oh, wait! I've got one. Who do you suppose the monkey will get to defend him? Clarence Darrow? [no response] The Scopes Monkey trial. You know, Darwin's theory of evolution. It was turned into a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, Inherit the Wind. [turning to a cop] Is that gun loaded?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Listen, I've done some reading. It seems the key for the Sonics is to stop Starks from penetrating and dumping the ball off for easy baskets.
Niles: Stop Starks? That sounds funny. Stop Starks. Stop Starks, stopstarks, stopstarks...
Frasier: Oh, shut up, Niles!