Frasier: Niles, we will never get there and then back to Sun Valley before midnight.
Niles: Well I'm not going to ring in the new year in a "Little Red Cabin."
Frasier: All right, all right. Listen, the only way we can ever pull this off is if you can catch a ride in this direction.
Niles: Hold on, hold on.
Betty: Oh my gosh, it's engraved. Dad, I'm not going to enjoy the rest of this trip until I return this woman's lighter.
Clifford: Mother, do you expect me to turn around and drive a hundred and fifty miles back to that Little Red Cabin? We are not going. End of discussion.
Betty: Clifford.
Niles: [on the phone] Good news, I'm on my way.

Frasier: Niles, I'm so sorry we're late.
Niles: Ah, well. Not to worry, when you're here at the cross-roads of the world you have the human drama to amuse you.

Martin: We can cross the line and toast in the new year.
Frasier: Dad, that's brilliant. And there was a delightful little restaurant just across the border.
Martin: Well, the guide book said it was pretentious.
Frasier: Perfect, let's roll.

Niles: Well, if you ask me, this beats a dull party.
Martin: Yeah...
Niles: Family and good champagne and a blanket of stars.
Frasier: Hear, hear.