Roz Quote #732
Quote from Roz in Crock Tales
Martin: Hey, you hungry, Roz? There's cheese here. Oh, nobody opened it.
Frasier: Dear God, Dad, that's three years old! Throw it out!
Martin: No, it'll be fine. Sure you don't want any? The label says it's "famously spreadable."
Niles: Funny, Roz, doesn't your label say the same thing?
Roz: What does yours say, Niles? "May cause drowsiness"?
Frasier Quotes
‘Crock Tales’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.
Quote from Martin
Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!