Niles Quote #2123

Quote from Niles in Crock Tales

Frasier: Niles, will you please stop being so morose? It is Thanksgiving.
Niles: Oh, you're right. I should count my blessings. I'm in the midst of a bitter divorce. Maris is freezing my assets, forcing me to live in the Shangri-La, which is the devil's own apartment complex, where last night they turned off my heat, re-freezing my assets!

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 ‘Crock Tales’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.

Quote from Martin

Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!