Frasier Quote #3473
Quote from Frasier in And Frasier Makes Three
Frasier: Frank injured himself on our hike, so I've got Charlotte all to myself this evening. I'm not going to waste this opportunity. I'm going to make her a romantic dinner and then tell her how I feel about her.
Martin: Wow, really?
Niles: Are you sure she's ready for that?
Frasier: Well, I don't know, but I can't stand this ridiculous threesome anymore. You know, the worst part is how completely unthreatening Frank finds me. As if I'm some sort of a harem eunuch.
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Niles: Just the man I wanted to see. Coffee, please.
Frasier: Niles. Niles.
Niles: You would not believe the morning I-
Frasier: Niles, would you be terribly offended if I asked you just not to not talk about it and sit quietly?
Niles: Can I at least tell you-
Frasier: Shh. Shh. Please, I do not have time for your folderol today.
Quote from Niles
Niles: So, what's your plan to get around him?
Frasier: I'm merely going to present myself as the anti-Frank.
Niles: Ah. So you're going to be not rugged and not handsome? Interesting.
Frasier: No.
Niles: You're also going to be not passionate and not committed.
Frasier: Very funny.
Niles: Maybe she'd like you if you were not interesting and not informed.
Frasier: Niles!
Niles: Well you said my day was folderol.
Frasier: Sometimes it is!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Keep an eye out for her, will you?
Niles: What are you doing?
Frasier: Research.
[As Frasier rummages through Charlotte's handbag:]
Niles: Frasier, Frasier? Foul play.
Frasier: Yes, all is fair in love and war. That's interesting. An anthology of Irish plays. Perfect!
Niles: What do you know about Irish plays?
Frasier: Nothing. But not for long. There's one area where no man has ever bested me, Niles. Homework!