Niles Quote #1901

Quote from Niles in Daphne Does Dinner

Workman: Excuse me, it's after four o'clock. What if I finish this tomorrow?
Niles: Well, I suppose...
Daphne: Oh, no you don't. You said "one day" when I hired you, and that's what it's going to be. So get cracking, because something's going to be hanging from that rafter by the end of the day.
Workman: Yes, ma'am.
Niles: Daphne, you handled that so masterfully. As if he weren't wearing that authoritative tool belt at all.

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 ‘Daphne Does Dinner’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Daphne: You can come out now.
Frasier: You know, honestly, Daphne, if these interruptions don't stop, my signature sauce will be reduced to a monogram. I'm using humor to make a point.

Quote from Martin

Frasier: [on the phone] Daphne, you're never gonna get a caterer at this late hour, but don't worry. I think I can solve your little problem. I'll be right there. [hangs up] As usual, Frasier has to save the day.
Martin: As usual, Martin has to hear about it.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Frasier, Daphne and I are throwing the party.
Frasier: Daphne? Well. Fine, suit yourself. It's your painting. I suppose I could just whip up my signature dish.
Niles: Daphne's handling the food.
Frasier: Lovely. So you'll be serving those sad brown chunks that make their way from plate to napkin, bypassing mouth completely.
Niles: It's called "Piccadilly Beef", and I talked her out of it, thank God.